Episode 2: Spoiling With Tangents
Length: 1:12:06
Ryan and Steve finally work out their sound issues by doing everything the hard way. Promised a "short" episode to cover David Lapham's "Caligula" (which the show was too long for last week), listeners will swoon to find the longest episode yet, fueled by a series of tangents covering any number of films and television shows, as well as diatribes condemning small-minded fanboy haters and douchebags.
Back up to par after last week's downbeat, groggy, and gaming-heavy podcast, Ryan and Steve will surely delight children of all ages with their vulgar banter and inability to stay on topic or see a thought through without interrupting one another, assuming they don't mind having everything talked about spoiled in every conceivable way. And it's barely edited at all! Hear us in all our stuttering, mumbling glory.
Those hardy enough to withstand the storm of spoilers will face the following:
- Introductions
- Confusion about numbers
- Dropping the longer introductions
- This Week In Ryan & Steve (1:22)
- Elite Squad: The Enemy Within (I said "Elite Force" because I'm a moron)
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
- The Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings
- GOG.com
- Planescape: Torment
- Age Of Wonders
- Zardoz
- Outland
- "The Prisoner"
- Sean Connery on his period
- Sunshine
- Moon
- Source Code
- Silent Running
- Solaris
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Duncan Jones
- Fright Night & The Thing Part I (7:44)
- The Spoilcast begins
- Jacob's Ladder
- Citizen Kane
- A Serbian Film
- We're the cutting edge of something...
- The Thing spoilers begin (9:51)
- Steve faps to glaciers all day
- John Carpenter's The Thing
- Ennio Morricone
- Marco Beltrami
- John Carpenter
- Mary Elizabeth Winstead
- Another confusing rating system
- Steve "gets it right" by being wrong
- Further sequels?
- Friday The 13th (2009)
- Friday The 13th (1980)
- Friday The 13th Part 2
- Marcus Nispel
- Pathfinder
- Conan The Barbarian (2011)
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
- Jason Momoa
- Horror + heavy metal = terrible
- Dusty Peterson
- Listener request: "Is Warhammer 40,000 sexist?" (19:53)
- Short answer: No
- Steve trolls for hate mail
- Sisters Of Battle
- Eldar
- The Imperium
- Space Marines
- Dawn Of War
- "Historical accuracy is often sexist"
- Steve likes puns
- Inquisitor
- Rogue Trader
- Orks
- Ryan likes pretending he doesn't hear Steve's puns
- Fright Night & The Thing Part II - plus endless rambling (25:56)
- Fright Night spoilers begin
- Fright Night (1985)
- Elvira
- David Tennant
- Criss Angel
- "Doctor Who"
- Anton Yelchin
- Terminator Salvation
- Toni Collette
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse
- Spoilers!
- Amanda Bearse
- William Ragsdale
- "Married With Children"
- Chris Sarandon
- Stephen Geoffreys
- Swarthy lotharios
- Colin Farrell
- Miami Vice
- Michael Mann
- Fetishizing nostalgia
- "Dungeons & Dragons"
- "Thundercats"
- "Murder, She Wrote"
- And spoilers!
- Jaws
- Alien
- Steve's dad's giant penis monster
- Steve's movie confusion
- 1408
- Identity
- Bug
- Vacancy
- Kontroll
- Nimrod Antal
- Predators
- Armored
- Not Control
- Night Watch
- Guy Ritchie
- Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
- Tangent on the nature of film & criticsm (39:34)
- Siskel & Ebert
- Roger Ebert
- Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
- Russ Meyer
- Valley Of The Dolls
- Dark City
- Francisco Franco
- More Hitler!
- Crank
- Crank: High Voltage
- Cyanotic
- Drive
- Night At The Museum
- Bridesmaids
- "Sex And The City"
- The Hangover
- Watermelon rape
- The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
- Hot Tub Time Machine
- Horrible Bosses
- Jason Statham
- Colin Farrell babies
- Safe
- Revolver
- RocknRolla
- Andre Benjamin
- Mark Strong
- Vincent Pastore
- The Expendables 2
- The Expendables
- Dolph Lundgren
- Sylvester Stallone
- Rambo
- Rocky Balboa
- Hellboy
- David Lapham & German Nobile's "Caligula" (51:18)
- Jeff Lindsay
- Dexter
- Who wants spoilers? You do
- Deadpool
- Stray Bullets
- Valiant Comics
- Avatar Press
- Tim Vigil
- Faust
- Anal horse rape
- Enumclaw, WA
- Zoo, a documentary about the Enumclaw horse sex case
- (German Nobile is apparently actually Argentinian)
- The historical Caligula, which this is not
- Dacians
- Astro City
- Project Superpowers
- All The Rage
- Alex Ross
- Dynamite Comics
- Another aside regarding Flash Gordon: Zeitgeist (1:03:12)
- Abrupt closing (1:08:54)
- Links
- Steve's laziness
- Pleas for comments and feedback
- Seriously, leave a comment
- Hi, James and Myke
- "So much editing..."
...And so much less!
MouthFist Episode 2 Yet another warning: This podcast is not safe for children or adults. Do not expose pregnant woman to this podcast. Maybe just don't listen to it at all. I mean, there's horse rape.
You can find Steve at Diary Of A Grognerd and Ryan at RyanSpeck.com, as per usual.
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