Episode 7: Our Bodies, Ourselves
Length: 1:15:02
After an unintentional hiatus, Ryan and Steve are back for a special mid-week release of the latest in MouthFist-ing, deciding for whatever reason to once again attempt a "listener" question.
Queried about the current somewhat-gross state of modern pornography, Ryan is forced to explain violent throat-fucking blowjobs to Steve. Snowball becomes avalanche as the topic takes over much of the podcast, in what some would undoubtedly call "Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex And Would Never Have Asked". Ryan and Steve pour out more than enough personal sexual details to make their listeners feel ill.
Having wasted more than enough time on the very non-media-related topic, they switch to covering the latest Warhammer 40,000 RPG, Only War, as well as their thoughts on this week's movie releases.
Those who brought protection will be regaled with the following subjects:
- Introductions
- Apologies and excuses
- Steve fucks up...
- Though he's got a great memory, right?
- The Blade Runner saga
- The Spoony Experiment
- Knights Of The Dinner Table
- Nerdsplosion
- "Listener" suggestion: the current state of disgusting content in modern porn (6:08)
- Sean Demory
- Warhammer 40,000: Dark Heresy
- Rule 34
- Max Hardcore
- Steve: pornography luddite
- The spank bank
- Creepy group porn-watching
- Gonzo porn
- Choke-fucking: the norm
- "The Dark Side Of Porn"
- Strip clubs
- The Fox
- Stripping: like bank management, but with more cocaine
- Sasha Grey
- "Entourage"
- The Girlfriend Experience
- Saint's Row: The Third
- I Hit It With My Axe
- Satine Phoenix
- Justine Joli
- Men: taking it back
- Cum on faces: disgusting
- An allegory involving shitting
- The taboo of talking about sex (and other bodily functions)
- Food porn and the fascination with baking
- Crazy bitches
- The history of human civilization
- Raping & pillaging
- David Mitchell's Soapbox on "Raping And Pillaging"
- Our political careers go down in flames again
- "Rome"
- The horrors of ancient Rome
- Now: the most civilized we've ever been
- Ryan wants Steve dead
- The sexuality of the modern youth
- "Tosh.0"
- Steve "No Stroke" Saunders
- The stigma of masturbation
- John Harvey Kellogg
- Chunky mayonnaise
- Women's masturbatory habits
- Being a woman sucks
- Community vagina service
- MouthFist: the new Loveline
- Warhammer 40,000: Only War (40:24)
- Smooth segues
- And not so smooth segues
- Lots of talk and no real details
- The Book Of Vile Darkness
- The Future Of D&D panel video
- Whining bitches
- Seriously, fuck John Wick
- Puppetland
- SLA Industries
- Judge Dredd
- Paranoia
- Tales From The Floating Vagabond
- Gamma World
- On The Edge
- Over The Edge
- Kult
- Traveller
- Cyberpunk 2020
- HoL
- Freebase
- Violence
- Brazil
- This week's new movies (1:04:55)
- Steve loves a forced segue
- The Cabin In The Woods
- Lockout
- Steve spoils movies for himself
- Our girlfriends don't prefer horror
- Saw III
- Crank
- Doomsday
- Hostel
- Cloverfield
- Safe, the new Jason Statham movie
- Sex with 10-year-old Asians
- Jame Gumb impressions
- Escape From New York
- Outland
- Fortress
- Demolition Man
- Con Air
- Luc Besson
- Zardoz
- Quick closing about our impending laziness (1:13:59)
...and enough sexual grotesqueries to make you want to never listen again!
MouthFist Episode 7
Still a warning: This podcast is not safe for children, adults, or Clive Barker. Do not expose pregnant woman or Ridley Scott to this podcast. Maybe just don't listen to it at all. I mean, there's horse rape and throat-fucking and a lot of cancer and internet panhandling and it will spoil the Mass Effect games for you.
You can find Steve at Diary Of A Grognerd and Ryan at RyanSpeck.com, as per usual.
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